Not much is known about this bad dog other than what’s on its eBay listing. It’s a 2013 that has 29,000 on the odometer and is “middle-wheel drive.” Nothing is said of the engine, meaning it’s probably the stock 1.0-liter three-cylinder good for a whopping 70 horsepower. That won’t help you haul or tow much, but this little guy certainly seems more than capable of light Home Depot and grocery runs as well as a little yard work. So, how much does want f Smart Fortwo pickup? How does $15,999 sound? Maybe it’s best to just appreciate this oddity from afar.